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Left-Handed Soup Spoon
Scoops 14% less soup. Feels 100% more intentional.
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Pre-Owned Air
Lightly breathed. Smells like a lovely Tuesday.
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Cloud Storage (Real Clouds)
Store up to 3 thoughts in an actual cumulus. Weather permitting.
$9/month, plus rain
UPLOAD SKY
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Local Geese Want to Meet You
One of them is a single. We can't say which.
FREE (you'll pay later)
HONK
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Dehydrated Water
Just add water. Instructions are circular on purpose.
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Mild Inconvenience Pro
Now with 40% more stairs. Upgrade your everyday annoyance.
$199 one-time
SUFFER BETTER